Jokes for Teachers
Why Teachers Go Crazy 
TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
 
STUDENT: Seven.
 
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
 
STUDENT: Nine.
 
TEACHER: That's impossible.
 
STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.
 
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
 
GEORGE: Here it is!
 
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
 
CLASS: George
 
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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't 
have 
ten years ago?
 
WILLY: Me!
 
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SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
 
BILLY: No, I'm Billy Anderson.
 
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TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
 
STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
 
TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't? STUDENT: 
Yes, 
Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.
 
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
 
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
 
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HAROLD: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
 
TEACHER: Of course not.
 
HAROLD: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
 
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
 
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
 
TEACHER: What sign?
 
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
 
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TEACHER: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
 
JOHN: I hope you didn't either.
 
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GARY: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
 
TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you
 
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